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Invictus Gear Makes the Perfect Gift – A Haiku
Written by Michele Vieux

Only one more month
to procrastinate shopping
for that special gift

No need to fight crowds
or risk being pepper sprayed
by crazy shoppers

Get all that you need
for your special Invicti
when you shop at Invictus

You are here daily
so why not just grab some goods
like shirts, hoodies and Metcons

But wait, there is more
we also have other swag
books on mindset and eating

Junk headbands that aren’t
Muscle tee’s for guys and gals
Goat Tape so good

You needn’t bring cash
just charge it to your account
and walk out unscathed

If you live afar
That’s why there are interwebs
Invictus dot com

Thanksgiving weekend
Domestic shipping is free
To fill you with glee

I know I would love
something new and bright and green
so would your loved one

*Author’s note: We are having a Thanksgiving weekend free shipping sale! (US orders only) Get your gifts and stocking stuffers taken care of without stepping foot in the mall. Just click here to start shopping!

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When does the free shipping start exactly?