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Workout of the Day:
Take 15-20 minutes to practice your Snatch technique;
and then,
Four rounds for time of:
135/95 lb. Power Snatch x 3 reps
30/15 lb. Weighted Pull-Ups x 6 reps
400 Meter Run

Uh, this isn't exactly how we teach this stretch . . . but you're welcome to try it.

Uh, this isn't exactly how we teach this stretch . . . but you're welcome to try it.

Britney Spears + Fergie = Successful Olympic Weightlifting
Written by Sage Burgener

In recent studies, it was clinically proven that 4 out of 5 Invictus members who listened to Britney Spear’s “Oops I did it Again” every single day, learned the words to the whole entire song and could recite them at any point in time without thinking twice! (It’s physics..) So, who’s to say that we cannot apply those same methods to Olympic weightlifting?

First of all, I want to take a brief second to give a shout out to all my homies out there that have taken my Olympic weightlifting class.  You guys have done awesome at pretending to laugh at all my jokes.  Also, from the first session to the last, I have seen the most AMAZING improvements in technique from every single one of you.  This impresses me and makes Mama so proud.

Secondly, I get two common questions:

#1.  “ Sassy Sage, why do you always play Fergie when you’re coaching class?”

My Answer: Fergie automatically increases your snatch PR by 5 kilos and her songs make you a better person.

#2.  “ I’ve taken your class and you’ve thrown a million cues at me (which, by the way, I only understood about ½ of them).  What am I supposed to do now?”

My Answer: Much like listening to B Spear songs over and over again to fully grasp an understanding of her brilliance, you must practice and drill the snatch and clean and jerk every single day to really start to get comfortable with the movements.  Four sessions of my Olympic lifting seminars is only just scraping the surface of the two movements.  The sessions are designed to give you a better understanding of what weightlifting is all about and to give you more confidence when you approach a barbell to do a snatch or a clean and jerk.  Now, it’s all up to you to decide what you do with the information. Lose it, or retain it?

During my last seminar, my 6:30 class and I came to the consensus that mastering Olympic Weightlifting will take somewhere around 47 years, give or take a few years.  Don’t let that get you down! You can drastically change that number by simply drilling what I have taught you every single day.  You are all so good about coming in and rolling out before a workout. Now, I want you to roll out and then grab a PVC (not PCP) pipe and do the Burgener Warm up and skill transfer exercises followed by some snatches and clean and jerks.  Simply training your body to perform these movements every day, even with lightweight, will be extremely beneficial for you.  You want to make these movements second nature so that when you are approaching a barbell, you trust in your technique and have absolutely no self-doubt.

Ya’ll best come talk to me if you have ANY questions or if you want to make small tweaks in your technique.  I’m here to help! My goal is to have Invictus members sporting the best snatches and jerks around.

(Editor’s Note – First, this might be one of my favorite posts ever.  Second, Sage has new Olympic Weightlifting seminars starting up next week after Regionals.  Sign up now!)

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  1. Sage you crack me up girl! Love it!

  2. Sage, This is Ritta. I took with you the 0930 seminar the past 2 weeks. I just read what you wrote with a smile on my face. And I wanted to drop you a line.
    I am in Alabama now visiting family. The closest Crossfit gym or regular gym is miles away. I got no car and the buses needless to say :) so bottom line i have to do with what I got. The broom sticks my uncle had were all short for me so I found a long tree branch that I kept dearly in my room. I wake up every morning and I go thru the Burgener warm up and then do all the exercises, although no weight but i want to keep my muscle memory and the agility in my shoulders as long as possible until I get home. Your voice still resonates in my ears Sage, in every movement I do. ” Tall, chest up, be aggressive, whip the bar above your head making an imaginary paint line on your clothes..” So I just want to say Thank you.. Ritta

  3. Ritta!!

    I miss you! thank you for the kind note! I’m proud of you for practicing the movements! if you have ANY questions or just want to tell me about life, shoot me an email! miss you girlfriend!

  4. Profound and insightful as always. Sage, you are wise beyond your years.

  5. Sage,
    For now on I am going to start doing O lift practice prior to my warm ups after I roll. BTW….FOCUS FOX!!!!!

  6. Sage, you are my hero :)

  7. The phoenix suns also changed their uniform to Los Suns in support of the celebration of Cinco De Mayo ,,

  8. I have watched almost every concert of Britney Spears. She is truly a goddess of the pop music industry. I wish that she gets more success .’

  9. Sage,

    Every time I read a post you read I have a mixed feeling.
    Should I laugh or should I take all of this serious?

    Well, I can tell you I will use my broomstick everyday from now on, but I will not listen to B Spears everyday… It’s not everything you wish for, but I try to be the best overseas student there is… (too bad I will never get a cert with you :( )

    Thijs

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