Posts Tagged ‘Top 5 Animals’

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Workout of the Day:
Deadlift
3-2-1-1-1
and then,
Three rounds for time of:
400 Meter Run
21 x Bodyweight Deadlifts
12 x Box Jumps

Saturday's beach WOD was a success . . . and no run-ins with killer amoebas.

Saturday's beach WOD was a success . . . and free of run-ins with killer amoebas.

Michele’s Plea for the Killer Amoeba
Written by Michele Vieux

In my opinion, the best animal (or creature) may be one of the tiniest known to man. Amoebas are freaky enough, but KILLER amoebas (naegleria fowleria)? Holy smokes!

These tiny creatures lurk in the silt of shallow, warm water. Go ahead and look for them but they cannot be seen with the naked eye. You will never know they are there—waiting to make you their next victim. Disturb their resting spots and they wreak havoc by entering your body through your nose and feeding off your brain until you die. The death is slow and painful. It takes five to fifteen days and infection is often mistaken for meningitis.
killer amoeba diagram

People who are infected tend to complain of a stiff neck, headaches and fevers. In the later stages, they’ll show signs of brain damage such as hallucinations and behavioral changes. Once infected, most people have little chance of survival.

According to the Center for Disease Control, since 1965, when the killer amoeba was first discovered in Australia, 200 cases have been reported worldwide. Only two of the 200 have survived to tell the tale! During the period from 1995 to 2004, 23 people in the United States have died from killer amoeba attacks. This number is expected to rise due to global warming.

Though infections tend to be found in southern states, Naegleria lives almost everywhere in lakes, hot springs, even dirty swimming pools, grazing off algae and bacteria in the sediment.

Again, HOLY SMOKES! Better start wearing a nose plug.

To recap why the killer amoeba is the best/scariest/deadliest animal/creature ever:

  1. Can’t be seen with the naked eye so you never know you’re in danger
  2. They swim up your nose and eat your brain
  3. They disguise themselves as meningitis so doctors can’t do anything about their presence
  4. They cause severe pain and craziness
  5. They are getting stronger in force (thanks to humans)
  6. They frequent places humans enjoy spending time

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Workout of the Day:
“Annie”
Rounds of 50-40-30-20-10 for time of:
Double-Unders
Sit-Ups (anchored)

Rest for 5-7 minutes, and then complete 100 Ring Push-Ups for time.

Have you purchased the new CrossFit Invictus t-shirt yet?

Have you purchased the new CrossFit Invictus t-shirt yet?

Top Five Animals – An Argument for the Inclusion of the Shark
Written by Jim “Pops” Martin 

I was recently involved in a heated discussion with some of the CrossFit Invictus crew regarding the ongoing controversy over the top five coolest animals on the planet. The experience caused me to revisit the list provided by Adrian Bozman of San Francisco CrossFit. While Adrian presents some interesting selections, I find his exclusion of the shark to be a grave error.

How bad-ass does an animal have to be to eat its brothers and sisters in order to survive? Oh, and this happens inter-uterine! It is called ovoviviparous and it is the way that Mako and Sandtiger sharks reproduce. The female creates a thin egg sack containing the embryo and a yolk to sustain it. Usually the first to grow large enough to eat its way out of the egg sack also consumes the other inhabitants in her uterus. After that, often only a single survivor is born. Unlike most terrestrial mammals that show some regard for the caring of their young, (like the Musk Ox), the young shark is carelessly deposited into the ocean without so much as a passing glance from the female that gave it birth. There is no herd to protect them, no pack to help feed them, no colony, army, drove, troop, flock or family to teach them how to survive in nature. For them the decision is: are they predator or prey? – a harsh entry to the world.

How do these difficult challenges prepare them for life in the oceans of the world? Let’s look at their success rate and longevity. The earliest evidence of the existence of sharks enters the fossil record between 350 and 400 MILLION years ago. Google that! 350 million years ago North America was crushing into Russia. When sharks began populating the ocean (there was only 1 big one then) the first amphibian was struggling to secure a foothold on land. Since then sharks have remained relatively unchanged. There has been no adaptation because they have been near perfect since the very beginning. The perfect stealth predator, the perfect survivor, the perfect population balancer in nature, and certainly one of the five coolest animals in nature.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Workout of the Day:
Ten rounds for time of:
12 Burpees
12 Pull-Ups

New Invictus star Iman demonstrating flawless burpee form.

New Invictus star Iman demonstrating flawless burpee form.

Interview with Adrian Bozman
Conducted by C.J. Martin 

Most of you that I have spent any time with know that I have a tremendous respect for San Francisco CrossFit coach and CrossFit Web-lebrity Adrian Bozman. He’s a phenomenal coach and an even better person. So I was ecstatic when Adrian agreed to do a candid interview regarding an important issue that has been raised in the CrossFit community.

CJ:  Boz, as you know there is a somewhat controversial debate going on in the CrossFit community right now.  I hate to bring you into the middle of it, but I think it is important that the CrossFit community knows where some of its most respected coaches stand on the issue.  So, without dancing around it any further, what are the five coolest animals on the planet?
BOZ:  Well CJ, I”ve really given this issue a lot of thought and I’m pretty certain I’ve weighed the issues on all sides. I think you’ll find that this list should clear up a lot of uncertainty that has been ringing through the greater CrossFit community…but enough chit-chat:
The #1 Coolest Animal On The Planet is the Musk Ox. These bastards have remained unchanged since the last ice-age because they are pretty much perfect. The only thing that even remotely bothers them is the timber wolf, and it can only prey on the young calves…the adults are too big for them! When the young are threatened, the adults form a protective ring around them leaving the timber wolf to look at nothing but thousands of pounds of unwavering horns and hide.
They also rule because I have eaten one (at a burger joint in Vancouver called Stormin’ Norman’s) and I like the cold, much like the mighty Musk Ox. Nothing phases them and they have zen-like clarity of purpose.I bet they smell horrible too.
musk-ox-one-am-light-vert-_l8x9225-nome-alaska
The second most-awesome-animal-ever is the Nubian Ibex (Google Images that shit). They have kingly horns that spiral out of control and live in the mountains. Actually, they don’t so much live as rock the shit out of each other in the mountains. They are constantly fighting to knock each other off of the seniority list and steal all the womens. They butt heads. And knock the crap out of other Ibexes (Ibexii?) without any regard for their personal safety. Can you run full-tilt down a mountain-side and headbutt your opponent off a cliff? Didn’t think so…
Moving right along, we have the Octopus. These little dudes are creepy as hell and extremely intelligent. I’ve heard they are capable of abstract thought (for real). In captivity they have been observed to kill sharks for no other reason than to kill sharks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8). They have the best high-tech camo-gear ever conceived and wait patiently for their time to strike. What goddamn little assassins! If an Octopus can fit it’s beak through something, it can fit it’s whole body through. I’m quite convinced that giant octopii exist and that level of mythos only makes them more “HOLYSHIT!!!” worthy.
This next choice may shock some of you. Dutch Lowy has made the point that birds are filthy animals and not worthy to be on any ‘Best-Of’ list unless said list includes lamest and stupidest animals of all-time. I don’t disagree.
However, the Golden Eagle is clearly the exception that proves the rule. They are HUGE. Really. Giant. They will swoop down and grab their pray (think mountain goats or sheep etc.) and toss it off a cliff for easy-snackin’. Even Dutch admits that they are rad…he had to concede to the scoop-you-up-and-drop-you-off-a-cliff argument. I once found a youtube video with a golden eagle feasting/cracking it’s prey’s skull open on the canyon floor and Slayer dubbed over top. It was epic.
The last animal was first introduced to me by CF Invictus pillar Nick Hawkes. The Honey Badger may have a lame-name, but it is also widely regarded as the toughest animal in Africa. Let me state that again: Toughest Animal In Africa. That is insane and places him pretty high in the running for toughest animal world-wide! They are not afraid of anything and will fight to the death. They can shake off a poisonous snake’s venom and not lose sight of their objective. Thousands of bees between you and some honey? The Honey Badger doesn’t register your lame excuses and will charge in while getting swarmed with bees. He’ll eat his fill and move on, unphased. Remember, we’re talking Africa bees here, not some lame-ass North American honey bees….
While you digest all that awesome-ness, let me just say that an old favorite, the common Raccoon, was recently bumped from the list. While they are crafty, nocturnal, tough as shit when backed into a corner, and my favorite animal throughout my childhood, you’ve gotta grow up sometime….
CJ:  Those are some interesting choices.  I think you’re going to get some push back from the community on some of these, but I know that your selections were well thought out and a result of much exploration.  That said, do you see this list as fluid and subject to change or fairly set at this point?
BOZ:  This complete dominance of this list, as far as I’m concerned, is undeniable. It is true that all things change and evolve given the passage of time, but I’m fairly certain that in my lifetime such radical cosmic shifts will not be witnessed.
CJ:  I appreciate your willingness to go public with this Boz and to do so in this forum.  You have had a lot of influence on many of the great coaches and athletes in this community.  I am sure we will hear some other perspectives in response, but you have certainly given us all something to think about.  Thanks again.